ok. so if you haven't watched the mid-season (or fall) finales of the most recent seasons of the next shows: The Walking Dead, Sleepy Hollow, Haven, Nashville, Once Upon A Time, The Flash, Arrow, and Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D., then GO AWAY!
you've been warned (:
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| this is what happens to my tv in break season |
SOOOOO, let's light this candle!
The Walking Dead.
it was by far the most BORING mid-season finale episode of... FUCKING EVER! it was dull and long and just... nothing happened! except, you know... this:
and boo-hoo! everybody hated her and still everybody cried when she died! fucking hypocrites ¬¬
i got tired of defending her! saying people that Beth was a strong character and shit, but nooooo! EVERY-FUCKING-BODY kept telling me she was lame... and then cried when she died. i was like:
but seriously now: the best part of the episode was when Rick rolled over that mean cop...
oh, you know i'm right! so, this goes to all the writers of the show, who keep fucking killing characters because they think it's cool or whatever:
... and also to all the media jerk fuckers who week after week spoil the whole episode to the world via twitter and facebook. i mean, really? they spoiled Beth's death to the WEST COAST! i'm not even talking about a different country here...
Sleepy Hollow.
Ichabod has had enough nonsense this season already! with backstabber wife Katrina who, in my very humble opinion, is very much in love with Abraham... and herself, obviously. but he also has to deal with son Henry being completely evil?!
that didn't make much sense since Henry's been bad the whole season, but i really wanted to say the Katrina thing. sue me.
anyways: episode ends and you don't know wether Henry's gonna die or not. my bet is on 'not dead' since his soul doesn't belong to him but to Moloch.
although Moloch was the one being murdered... mmm... well, i guess we'll find out when the show comes back.
Haven.
speaking of having enough... COME ON! troubles pouring out of every goddamned hole in his body?! haven't Duke had enough already?! seriously... he has had a lot of shit happened to him in this fucking awesome show, but this was too much:
and what the hell with Nina ("Alphas", 2009) being Audrey/Mara/Sarah/idon'tevenrememberanymore's mother?! like: WHAT?!
also: this was lame...
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| lame-o! |
but i'm really happy Audrey's back with full powers, yet i'm sad that Mara's gone... all these characters are so loveable, i hate Haven's writers! it was a very, very good mid-season finale (:
Nashville.
oh, don't even get me started with this show. Rayna's with Teddy, then she's with Deacon, then she goes back to Teddy, then back to Deacon, then she starts going out with Luke, then finds out that she's really in love with Deacon and she's not about to let it go so she tells Luke hasta la bye-bye on their wedding day?! i fucking love that woman! she's gonna crash that car though, and Deacon's dying of something we don't know (i'm so angry about this). and Gunnar has a kid, but then it's not his kid, it's his nephew... everything's so twisted, i love it! don't get me wrong, i cried like a mofo watching the last episode. mostly because this happened:
god, i love Avery so fucking much. he's one of my favorite characters, so he's probably gonna die soon... sorry. there's no character i hate. even the ones you should hate i don't hate. oh well, it's a pretty damn good show.
Once Upon A Time.
oh, you fucking Belle! what are the writers trying to pull kicking Rumple outta Story Brooke?! that don't make sense! he's the center evil of the whole show! i love Regina so much, just had to say it.
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| his desperation! ohmygod! i loved this scene so much! |
i really hope they keep showing what happens with the Frozen characters because, even though the movie wasn't as good as everyone said it was, the characters in the show were pretty awesome. Anna's hilarious, Kristoff is the fucking cutest, and Elsa is so goddamned beautiful it hurts! i just really like them... can we keep them? pleeaaase?
one thing i feel the need to complain about:
a) that was a fair Malificent, good job crew!;
b) Ursula's purple, not green... childhood ruiners!;
c) what the fricking frick is Cruella doing here?! "101 Dalmatians" is not a fairy tale! she's not even a witch! it doesn't make any fucking sense! (the costume was really good, though, kudos).
and Rumple -the greatest magic lord or whatever- is asking for their help? really? really.
ugh! fucktarts ¬¬
The Flash.
ok. i'm gonna try real hard not to digress about how cute Grant Gustin looks as Barry Allen, but... come on! how cute is he?
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| just look at that dorky face? oh, i love him. |
but anyhoooow: me and my friends (which includes my sister) have so many theories about the Reverse Flash thing that it's getting creepy. i mean, all of them are incompatible with each other, some of them don't even make sense on its own, and another bunch are just like: "gurl, you're giving it too much thought". But the main one is: this little fucker here:
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Barry: [...] Gramma Aster's famous eggnog.
Cisco: That's what I'm talking about!
Wells: Maybe later for me, wouldn't wanna drink and drive.
best.line.ever. |
is a Reverse Flash. one of them. powerless in my opinion since it seems the suit works on its own with that thingy he put in it...
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| ... yeah, that thingy. |
also: Eddie's gonna turn into his own Reverse Flash eventually, you know, since his last name is Thawne and Proffesor Zoom's name was Eobard Thawne... well it could happen, ok?! although, now that i think about it, he could be Inertia, since his real name was Thaddeus Thawne... oh, i don't know anymore! this is what i meant when i said that some of the theories were just like: "gurl, you're giving it too much thought".
one thing is sure: Harrison Wells is the Reverse Flash seen on the last episode. or at least he controls... it?
also: Barry told Iris he's in love with her!!!!!!!!!!!
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Barry: When we were kids I loved you since before I knew what the word 'love' meant.
oh shut up! you little adorable piece of shit! |
omg! my fangirling couldn't have gotten any louder; my sister was laughing at me... and not in a good way. more like in a i'm-doing-this-so-i-don't-have-to-clean-your-blood-after-i-kill-you kinda way. i didn't care. i enjoyed it way too much. i've seen it so many times, it was just like when Fitz "told" Jemma he loved her, only no one (almost) died here.
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i can't tell if she's like: "aaawwww you're so cuuuute!" or "are you fucking kidding me?! i've had a crush on you since elementary school and you're telling me this now?! now that i have a cute (blond) brainless boyfriend?!" |
January, 20th is way too far. i can't take it anymore...
Arrow.
speaking of January, 20th....
oh hell no! ok. first of: Thea killed Sara?! what. she was drugged and i never really liked her but... what?! also: you don't go to your certain death and you tell the girl who's clearly in love with you what you love her!!!
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| just look at her face! she's like: "god i hate you so much right now, but i also love you very deeply you cute-ass fucker!" |
fucking Oliver Queen and his bad timing for... everything.
thank god for comics and Batman, we can all think Ra's is coming back for him and he's gonna take Oliver to Lazarus Pit:
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| i'm counting this as confirmation |
my friend Mari's theory is that Ra's is gonna train Ollie to kill Merlyn. it's a good theory, me liking it. make it happen Arrow people!
sorry, but i have to mention this:
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Ray: To protect the people in this city, and you... are going to help me.
Felicity: Why does this keep happening to me? |
i can't love her more :3
also: i still don't understand why fans got mad at Stephen... it's not his fault what happens to his character, he has no saying whatsoever... people can be so mean.
Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.
don't even get me started with these fuckers! ugh! somebody had to died, right? we couldn't go through a mid-season finale without someone dying, that doesn't make any sense! we gotta make fans suffer! ugh! they hate us!
worst part is: i was upset that Mack might not count it, you know? but it was ok, since he only started this season i could've gotten over it. i was going to be mostly sad because poor little Fitz, he just can't keep a friend, but the fuck you're thinking killing Trip?! i hate you (Jeff, Jeff, Jed and Maurissa) so much! oh, and you too Joss, don't think you can drop a bomb without having to suffer the consequences... i'm in pain! and it's your fault! ooohh, Triplett T_T
nevertheless, the episode was fucking awesome from the start.
and this happened:
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i really don't want Ward to die... i don't know why yet... probably because
he's insane and murdered all his family. you can say i relate. |
blah blah blah, and this is when i suspected Trip was getting killed off:
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| can we talk about how B.J. almost burnt Chloe to death? |
and then, Raina becomes Tigra.
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| look at those cute spikes! |
and Skye becomes Quake.
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| (the slow-mo was beautiful) |
also:
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i had to, this is just adorable :3
ugh, fuckers! i really wanted Jemma to have something with Trip since she's not in love with Fitz... |
and Trip dies...
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| oh stop the paaaaain! T_____T |
and finally this eyeless dude appeared.
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| people are saying he might be Reader from the Inhumanity cross-over comics from Marvel, but i wouldn't know. |
so, conclusion: mid-season finales suck! some of them because they're really bad *cof*TheWalkingDead*cof*, some of them because they make me suffer.
some of them weren't even worthy to talk about:
Supernatural: the show that hasn't have a decent episode since "Swan Song" (5x22).
Person Of Interest: nothing interesting happened.
Forever: thank god he didn't tell the cute-cop he can't die. the moment he tells her it's all gonna go to shit, like it did in "The Listener" when Toby told Charlie he could hear people's thoughts.
AHS: Freak Show: this season went downhill since they killed the psychopath Clown not even Dandy can pick up that show...
and i'm still way to angry to talk about the
Constantine mid-season finale... oh, what the hell?!
*End Of Transmission*
If you're listening to this... you're the Resistance.-
