All Seasons and Season Finales Review

Where do I start? Well, first of all: all series ended like a million weeks ago, I know. Better late than never, right? Where do I start? Mmm... that is the question...

Ok. Let's start with the new series, opening with "Buffy"'s new series xD and oh! Before I forget:

*SPOILER ALERT!!!*

(from now on it's your fault... I warned you)

RINGER

I watched it like a long, long time ago, but what I remember most (and loved) was the fact that Bridget told Andrew and Juliette about her being Bridget instead of Siobhan. She did a pretty awesome job exposing herself like that, all my money goes to her. I also love that Henry finally stood up to the real Siobhan; because all season he kinda acted like her puppet. Not cool. Anyways: I really hope Andrew forgives Bridget and tries to understand why she did what she did. She took care of them both, so I think she deserves that much.
*UPDATE* I just friggin' found out Ringer's been cancelled. BUMMER! ¬¬

Person Of Interest

OMG! This Season Finale was the worst! (meaning: "totally awesome!") I can't believe Harold got cornered by "Fred" (I don't remember her name, but she'll always be "Fred" from 1999's Angel) and now his life is probably in danger. How the heck is Reese gonna get him out of trouble now?! Of course he will, right? He has to. He's John Reese. This series is amazing; and I really like how they dig into the characters' life/history one spoon at a time. It is simply remarkable. Besides: both their stories are not what I expected from the beginning; and that makes everything even better. I'm hoping season 2 will be as great as this one was.

Touch

YES! Kiefer. What an amazing series. The final episode was all over the place, and I liked it. I think it didn't end up as to continue for another season, but at the same time it could move foward to a season 2. As if the writers were trying to caught themselves before the fall of not getting renewed for another season. Anywho: this series has a lot of story and it's really nice to watch, you can relate to everything that happens even if you're not in that situation; it's awesome that way. Also, I really love the fact that in each episode we have a different story,  but at the same time all the stories collide into this gigantic ball of thread that just keeps tangling itself up into what we call "life". The theme this series touches is so wide and incomprehended by human kind that it gives unlimited creativity to the writers to do whatever they want with the story and the characters. Really, really excited to watch season 2.

Magic City

Well, I gotta admit I started watching this series becuase my sister talked me into it. I wasn't quite excited about the whole 50's/60's setting, but I started watching it anyways. Turns out: despite all the nudity, non discretional sex and women objectifying, the series is good. I'm not crazy about it, and I still think someone else should've died on that 8th episode, but here we are. I kinda wanna see what happens on season 2, not dying to know, but... a second season wouldn't hurt anyone.

Alcatraz

This series not renewing for season 2 sucks! It wasn't extraordinary. The theme sounded better than the series actually was. But it was a start. I guess people were just looking for some "I miss LOST like crazy" action and they didn't get it. Nevertheless, I still think the series deserved another chance to prove itself (we all wish it didn't cost any money). Anyways, Season Finale. AWESOMENESS!!! It was perfect to have her life threaten like that. Best part is: you don't know if she's dead or alive (and you never will).

Grimm

Well, well, well:  Detective Nick Buckhardt turned out to be quite an action figure. I still hate how he looks so naïve and stupid sometimes, but I guess it's all a part of being drag into this whole new world you didn't even think existed, so... I honestly thought Juliette would be like: "Oki-doki! Let's light this candle! Let's kill monsters together!" when he told her what he was. Buuuuuut, she didn't. Which toally sucked, like when he asked her to marry him and she said: "Mmm... you're not being yourself right now, let's talk about it later". I was like: "WHAT?! Did Just look into his puked puppy eyes and turned him down?! What a bitch!!!". But whatever, at least she stood by him and all his craziness. I really hope in season two we get to see Monroe more often. I love, love, love that character, he's so awesome and so cool with Nick being a Grimm. I love how he gets all excited everytime he sees a weapon hidden in aunt Marie's trailer. I'm hoping to find out what the hell is Nick's boss in season 2. Is he a monster? Is he a Grimm? Is he just human? What the fuck is he planning to do about Nick? Questions, questions, and more unanswered questions.

Once Upon A Time

Best.Season.Finale.EVER! No one expected the forehead kiss of a mother to be "The Kiss" to save everyone from Regina's curse. And it was amazing. Amazing, I'm telling you! I mean: everything from Pinocchio being hidden by Geppetto inside the closet where Snow White put her little baby in order to saved the world 28 years later, to Emma trying to leave Storybrooke to save Henry from getting in the middle of a fight, to Regina bringing back the poisoned apple through the Mad Hatter's spinning hat (The Mad Hatter himself, oh my gosh ♥), to Henry getting poisoned, to Mr. Gold bringing back the magic (I loooooove Rumpelstiltskin), to Emma finally breaking the curse by kissing her child on the forehead. AWESOMENESS. Pure, sheer AWE.SOME.NESS.- I've got nothing else to say: this second season's series is gonna be a-ma-zing.

K', 'k: done with the newbies! Let's start with the classics:

Glee

I hate how you have all these amazing characters and still... at the very end of season 3: it's all about fucking Rachel Berry. Don't get me wrong, I love the girl, and I want her to succeed, but let's be honest: was it fair that she got everything she wanted when no one else did?! I didn't think so. I also always thought Tina and Artie were seniors until the very last minute when they confirmed they were juniors (thanks for letting me know that, Murchuk ¬¬). I don't know where this series is gonna go without a strong woman's voice (musically). And as a comedy goes: without Finn, Kurt, Puck and Santana, you've got nothing, Murphy. I'm sorry. I hope some new characters come down the spotlight and make this series shine 'cause it's going nowhere for me.

Bones

This series should've ended last season, just saying. I love that she got pregnant and she had a baby with Booth and they're a family now. But the way season 7 ended. Come on! That is so NOT Bones, she doesn't act like that, she would never do something like that. It just didn't make sense to the character at all! I mean: you don't write a character certain way for six seasons and then make them change drastically for one last season only 'cause she became a mother...? It was ridiculous and lame. I've not idea how the fuck are they gonna fix this.

Supernatural

Speaking of series that should've ended in previous seasons... Supernatural should've ended in season 5. YES. FIVE. Because season 6 was a total mess up. I mean: it didn't have a straight story-line and the characters were all over the place, it was just a dark spot in the Supernatural history. Season 7 picked it up a little bit, but still, nothing will ever be the same after they killed a phoenix. A fucking phoenix!!! Lore says clearly in every society that phoenixes come back from their ashes and Dean just wastes one with the freaking Colt?! Come on! Anyways: making Cass go nuts, not a very good idea. Killing Bobby: totally UNCOOL. The only character that stills the same is Demon Crowley (King Of Hell); and he's awesome. I was really expecting to hear it wouldn't be renewed but... it actually was renewed for another two seasons, just in case.

Criminal Minds

This Series Finale was awesome! From beginning to end! I was afraid they'd kill Will, 'cause I'd be very, very mad, but they didn't (: And J.J. turned out to be quite an action figure herself, kicking that crazy lady's butt off. When she took the ammunition clip outta the gun and took the bullet out of the chamber, I was like: "I wanna be like her so baaaaad!!!". She's amazing, like all the characters. Yep, well, except for Prentiss. Never really liked her, and lately she'd been acting kinda bitchy, so... glad to see her walk away from the team. Anywho: the writers made her look like a hero on that last episode. I still don't like her. And I really hope they don't get a replacement for her, I don't want a newbie hanging out with my team.

And last, but not least: the very best for the big finale....

CSI: NY

(not the best picture, I know) I was really bumped CSI: New York wasn't gonna be renewed for a season 9 when I watched this Season Finale. Hours later I found out Miami had been actually ended to renew New York for a ninth season, which totally rocked. I cried my eyes out watching this episode. After eight seasons you kinda get attached to the characters, and Mac Taylor is the best cop ever before seen. I cried the most when Flack appeared on Mac's "limbo". Their conversation, Flack telling Mac how sorry he was about never telling him how much he really loved him and all. It was really moving. On the real world, when they were processing the scene, when Lindsay watches the pit of Mac's blood and how pissed she was at everything. I love how the writers season after season made the show more about the characters their lives and their relationships with each other than about the murders, but still being in touch with the fact that it is a procedural cop show. I love everything about this series; it's awesome that the writers/creators gave it another shot to show how much better than the other two CSI's actually is. CSI: NY FOR THE WIN!!! (:


Can't wait to watch: CSI: NY (Season 9), Criminal Minds (Season 8), Person Of Interest (Season 2), Once Upon A Time (Season 2), Touch (Season 2), and of course: American Horror Story (Season 2).

xo-

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Comienzos de Temporadas (*SPOILER ALERT*)

ALRIGHTY! Empezaron las nuevas temporadas, excepto por alguna que otra serie. Pero la mayoría ya empezó. Y la cosa viene así (voy a hacer un ranking de episodios 1):

#1 - Criminal Minds

OH-SÍ. Lo sabías, igual, lo sabías. Criminal Minds estrenando season 7 con un capitulazo. Pasó de todo, los personajes están igual de geniales o más. No odié tanto a Emily como pensaba. J.J.'s back bitches! García es lo más, como siempre (: La reacción de Morgan fue genial, un tierno total. Hotch con barba fue GENIAL. Y bueno... Reid=Matthew=♥ Pero más allá de que me obsesionen los personajes, fue genial cómo comluyó todo. Sin vueltas, ni cosas raras. Fue todo bastante simple. Strauss demostró no ser una vieja puta como siempre lo había sido, y en fin: estuvo muy bueno. Además:

"This is calm. And it's doctor."
Hello?! ES LO MÁS. Reid ♥♥♥

*UPDATE*
(sí, porque ya vi CSI)

#2 - CSI: NY

Buenísimo. Buenísimo episodio. No tengo más para decir. Bueh, salvo que me parece del orto que Cejitas (Gary Sinise; aka: Mac Taylor) se haya ido del CSI team, y que Danny (Oh Danny Messer ♥) se haya hecho chief police-man, también abandonando el CSI team. Lo demás: todo bien. ¡Aguante CaraDeBanana loco! (Don Flack, punto).
P.S.: me cagué de risa con Adam (A.J. Buckley) haciendo las vocecitas de Jo y el vietro ese mientras ella le hacía el tour del lugar; y me sentí identificada con su actitud. Porque: ¡era tal -cual! (:

#3 - Glee

Estás en el puesto tres simplemente porque el primer diálogo es "Shalom, blogosphere!", y es genial. Muchos chistes. Sue es buenísima, como siempre. No arrancaron metiendo setenta y cinco personajes nuevos, como creí que sería después de lo del "Glee Project". Estuvo bueno. Está bien hecho.

#4 - Supernatural

Estás cuarto, porque la verdad que me dejaste pensando en cómo carajo iba a hacer Cass para arreglar la cagada que se había mandado y casi-casi que ya se arregló. Además, ¿Leviatán? ¿En serio? ¿Kripke? ¿Cuántos bichos más vas a meter? Ya es teleológicamente ilegal lo que estás haciendo con Supernatural. Sammy se volvió insoportable de nuevo, Dean está más lloroncita que nunca. Los únicos que se la bancan en esta serie son Bobby Singer y Crowley. Pero sólo porque es demonio y escocés x3
Meh, you suck!

#5 - The Big Bang Theory

¡MALÍSIMO! O sea: Jim Parsons (Shelly), como siempre, sorprendiendo. Extremadamente gracioso. Amy Farrah Fowler (gracias a Dios que la hicieron personaje regular). Los demás apestan. Bueno, no, Kaley Cuoco (Penny) siempre es graciosa cuando dice las cosas. Pero los demás personajes están malísimos. Además, no sé. Como que la trama se fue a la re mierda.

A estrenar:

Being Human [UK, obviamente] (pendiente)
House M.D. (02 Oct.)
Bones (02 Nov.)
The Walking Dead (30 Oct.)
The Listener (pendiente)

Ya les tocará corte de pescuezo a ustedes también... esperénme sentaditas... muajaja.

xo-

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Randomness... byatch.

Sí, no sé, es raro. Y gracioso.
Quiero escuchar el nuevo CD de Paramore [29 Septiembre]. Quiero que salga el de los Backstreet [03 Octubre] y quiero ver el nuevo capítulo de Bones. ¡Maldita sea, era ley!
No sé, siento que falta una eternidad para el 29 de Septiembre y ni te digo para el 3 de Octubre.
Escuché no sé dónde que Linkin Park está trabajando en su nuevo álbum, pero nunca me metí a la página. Me cansó Panic!. Bah, no. Me cansó patdonline.com. Es como que el master de la página es re nabo. No sé, es cualquiera.
Escuché "I'm Yours Tonight" y no me pareció tan disco. Es re parecida a lo que venían haciendo pero modo "no-secundaria". La letra, ¿no?
Escuché "Santi" y me pareció súper raro. Es que como que nada que ver con lo que yo pensé que era The Academy Is...
(Entre paréntesis; Hey Monday me tiene las bolas por el suelo)
A todos los zoquetes que les gusta Paramore, les gusta Hey Monday y la narigona de Cassedee. O sea: todo bien, pero los re imitan un toque, igual.
Cambiado de tema, una mierda que Tamara trabaje el Lunes. Pero bueno... No sé si tengo ganas de juntarme. Quiero decir: me da igual, qué sé yo.
¿Qué más?
La gorda carona-pepona de Gerard y Co. no están haciendo nada, y me frustra demasiado. Está todo bien con que te quieras tomar un año sabático para descansar y (obviamente) criar a tu pequeña niña. Pero no me vengas con el cuento: "Estamos escribiendo y grabando el nuevo álbum", porque no me va que me mientas, gordito. Desde abril hasta el día de hoy grabaron cuatro canciones nada más. Y ni siquiera sé si las tienen grabadas. Lo que sí sé es que las tocaron en vivo. Y son patéticas; pero ése ese otro tema.
Quiero que empiece House M.D. también :) [21 Septiembre]
¡¡¡Y QUIERO VER CEJITAS!!! [23 Septiembre] (léase: CSY: NY). Quiero que Cara-de-Banana (léase: Flack) me grite: "NYPD!", o sea: "¡EN-BUAI-PI-DI!". Y que Danny no esté toda la temporada en coma porque sino no la veo más. O sea: me mataron a Angell (léase: la zorra de Flack) en el último capítulo de la temporada anterior. ¡Y ahora me ponen a Danny (léase: Danny -L-) en coma! Me siguen cagando mis personajes favoritos... Encima La-Panzona (léase: Lindsay) recién había tenido a su hijita. ¡Maldita sea! Odio estás series. Siempre me matan o me hacen desaparecer a mis personajes favoritos...
Bueno, creo que me voy antes de seguir quejándome de cosas que no tienen sentido.
Buenísimo el capítulo nuevo de iCarly. Sam: te adoro, sos lo más :)



Spencer no se queda muy atrás...
(abrazando a Knob-Knob)


Sorry... Couldn't help it ^^'


xoxo