various shows mid-season finale reviews... or whatever.

ok. so if you haven't watched the mid-season (or fall) finales of the most recent seasons of the next shows: The Walking Dead, Sleepy Hollow, Haven, Nashville, Once Upon A Time, The Flash, Arrow, and Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D., then GO AWAY!

you've been warned (:

this is what happens to my tv in break season

SOOOOO, let's light this candle!

The Walking Dead.

it was by far the most BORING mid-season finale episode of... FUCKING EVER! it was dull and long and just... nothing happened! except, you know... this:

and boo-hoo! everybody hated her and still everybody cried when she died! fucking hypocrites ¬¬

i got tired of defending her! saying people that Beth was a strong character and shit, but nooooo! EVERY-FUCKING-BODY kept telling me she was lame... and then cried when she died. i was like:

but seriously now: the best part of the episode was when Rick rolled over that mean cop...

oh, you know i'm right! so, this goes to all the writers of the show, who keep fucking killing characters because they think it's cool or whatever:

... and also to all the media jerk fuckers who week after week spoil the whole episode to the world via twitter and facebook. i mean, really? they spoiled Beth's death to the WEST COAST! i'm not even talking about a different country here...

Sleepy Hollow.

Ichabod has had enough nonsense this season already! with backstabber wife Katrina who, in my very humble opinion, is very much in love with Abraham... and herself, obviously. but he also has to deal with son Henry being completely evil?!

that didn't make much sense since Henry's been bad the whole season, but i really wanted to say the Katrina thing. sue me.

anyways: episode ends and you don't know wether Henry's gonna die or not. my bet is on 'not dead' since his soul doesn't belong to him but to Moloch.

although Moloch was the one being murdered... mmm... well, i guess we'll find out when the show comes back.

Haven.

speaking of having enough... COME ON! troubles pouring out of every goddamned hole in his body?! haven't Duke had enough already?! seriously... he has had a lot of shit happened to him in this fucking awesome show, but this was too much:

 

and what the hell with Nina ("Alphas", 2009) being Audrey/Mara/Sarah/idon'tevenrememberanymore's mother?! like: WHAT?!
also: this was lame...

lame-o!

but i'm really happy Audrey's back with full powers, yet i'm sad that Mara's gone... all these characters are so loveable, i hate Haven's writers! it was a very, very good mid-season finale (:

Nashville.

oh, don't even get me started with this show. Rayna's with Teddy, then she's with Deacon, then she goes back to Teddy, then back to Deacon, then she starts going out with Luke, then finds out that she's really in love with Deacon and she's not about to let it go so she tells Luke hasta la bye-bye on their wedding day?! i fucking love that woman! she's gonna crash that car though, and Deacon's dying of something we don't know (i'm so angry about this). and Gunnar has a kid, but then it's not his kid, it's his nephew... everything's so twisted, i love it! don't get me wrong, i cried like a mofo watching the last episode. mostly because this happened:

god, i love Avery so fucking much. he's one of my favorite characters, so he's probably gonna die soon... sorry. there's no character i hate. even the ones you should hate i don't hate. oh well, it's a pretty damn good show.

Once Upon A Time.

oh, you fucking Belle! what are the writers trying to pull kicking Rumple outta Story Brooke?! that don't make sense! he's the center evil of the whole show! i love Regina so much, just had to say it.

his desperation! ohmygod! i loved this scene so much!

i really hope they keep showing what happens with the Frozen characters because, even though the movie wasn't as good as everyone said it was, the characters in the show were pretty awesome. Anna's hilarious, Kristoff is the fucking cutest, and Elsa is so goddamned beautiful it hurts! i just really like them... can we keep them? pleeaaase?
one thing i feel the need to complain about:

a) that was a fair Malificent, good job crew!;
b) Ursula's purple, not green... childhood ruiners!;
c) what the fricking frick is Cruella doing here?! "101 Dalmatians" is not a fairy tale! she's not even a witch! it doesn't make any fucking sense! (the costume was really good, though, kudos).
and Rumple -the greatest magic lord or whatever- is asking for their help? really? really.
ugh! fucktarts ¬¬

The Flash.

ok. i'm gonna try real hard not to digress about how cute Grant Gustin looks as Barry Allen, but... come on! how cute is he?

just look at that dorky face? oh, i love him.

but anyhoooow: me and my friends (which includes my sister) have so many theories about the Reverse Flash thing that it's getting creepy. i mean, all of them are incompatible with each other, some of them don't even make sense on its own, and another bunch are just like: "gurl, you're giving it too much thought". But the main one is: this little fucker here:

Barry: [...] Gramma Aster's famous eggnog.
Cisco: That's what I'm talking about!
Wells: Maybe later for me, wouldn't wanna drink and drive.
best.line.ever.

is a Reverse Flash. one of them. powerless in my opinion since it seems the suit works on its own with that thingy he put in it...

... yeah, that thingy. 

also: Eddie's gonna turn into his own Reverse Flash eventually, you know, since his last name is Thawne and Proffesor Zoom's name was Eobard Thawne... well it could happen, ok?! although, now that i think about it, he could be Inertia, since his real name was Thaddeus Thawne... oh, i don't know anymore! this is what i meant when i said that some of the theories were just like: "gurl, you're giving it too much thought".
one thing is sure: Harrison Wells is the Reverse Flash seen on the last episode. or at least he controls... it?
also: Barry told Iris he's in love with her!!!!!!!!!!!

Barry: When we were kids I loved you since before I knew what the word 'love' meant.
oh shut up! you little adorable piece of shit!

omg! my fangirling couldn't have gotten any louder; my sister was laughing at me... and not in a good way. more like in a i'm-doing-this-so-i-don't-have-to-clean-your-blood-after-i-kill-you kinda way. i didn't care. i enjoyed it way too much. i've seen it so many times, it was just like when Fitz "told" Jemma he loved her, only no one (almost) died here.

i can't tell if she's like: "aaawwww you're so cuuuute!" or "are you fucking kidding me?! i've had a crush on you since elementary school and you're telling me this now?! now that i have a cute (blond) brainless boyfriend?!"

January, 20th is way too far. i can't take it anymore...

Arrow.

speaking of January, 20th....
oh hell no! ok. first of: Thea killed Sara?! what. she was drugged and i never really liked her but... what?! also: you don't go to your certain death and you tell the girl who's clearly in love with you what you love her!!!

just look at her face! she's like: "god i hate you so much right now, but i also love you very deeply you cute-ass fucker!"

fucking Oliver Queen and his bad timing for... everything.

thank god for comics and Batman, we can all think Ra's is coming back for him and he's gonna take Oliver to Lazarus Pit:

i'm counting this as confirmation

my friend Mari's theory is that Ra's is gonna train Ollie to kill Merlyn. it's a good theory, me liking it. make it happen Arrow people!
sorry, but i have to mention this:

Ray: To protect the people in this city, and you... are going to help me.
Felicity: Why does this keep happening to me?

i can't love her more :3
also: i still don't understand why fans got mad at Stephen... it's not his fault what happens to his character, he has no saying whatsoever... people can be so mean.

Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.

don't even get me started with these fuckers! ugh! somebody had to died, right? we couldn't go through a mid-season finale without someone dying, that doesn't make any sense! we gotta make fans suffer! ugh! they hate us!
worst part is: i was upset that Mack might not count it, you know? but it was ok, since he only started this season i could've gotten over it. i was going to be mostly sad because poor little Fitz, he just can't keep a friend, but the fuck you're thinking killing Trip?! i hate you (Jeff, Jeff, Jed and Maurissa) so much! oh, and you too Joss, don't think you can drop a bomb without having to suffer the consequences... i'm in pain! and it's your fault! ooohh, Triplett T_T
nevertheless, the episode was fucking awesome from the start.
and this happened:

i really don't want Ward to die... i don't know why yet... probably because
he's insane and murdered all his family. you can say i relate.

blah blah blah, and this is when i suspected Trip was getting killed off:

can we talk about how B.J. almost burnt Chloe to death?

  and then, Raina becomes Tigra.

look at those cute spikes!

and Skye becomes Quake.

(the slow-mo was beautiful)

also:

i had to, this is just adorable :3
ugh, fuckers! i really wanted Jemma to have something with Trip since she's not in love with Fitz...

and Trip dies...

oh stop the paaaaain! T_____T

and finally this eyeless dude appeared.

people are saying he might be Reader from the Inhumanity cross-over comics from Marvel, but i wouldn't know.

so, conclusion: mid-season finales suck! some of them because they're really bad *cof*TheWalkingDead*cof*, some of them because they make me suffer.
some of them weren't even worthy to talk about:
Supernatural: the show that hasn't have a decent episode since "Swan Song" (5x22).
Person Of Interest: nothing interesting happened.
Forever: thank god he didn't tell the cute-cop he can't die. the moment he tells her it's all gonna go to shit, like it did in "The Listener" when Toby told Charlie he could hear people's thoughts.
AHS: Freak Show: this season went downhill since they killed the psychopath Clown not even Dandy can pick up that show...
and i'm still way to angry to talk about the Constantine mid-season finale... oh, what the hell?!

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If you're listening to this... you're the Resistance.-

Top 10 Favourite Nerd Characters

ok. let's be honest here, it'd be 'best' if i didn't had so much love for the first three positions in this ranking... you'll see why. so i went on and changed it to 'favourite' instead: so you know i don't think anyone is better than anyone; i just like some of them better (hehe, see what i just did there? no? ok, let's move on).

#10 Adam Ross (CSI: NY)

ok. first of all: i just looove A.J. Buckley. just getting that out in the open. with that said: Adam is the best nerd this show's ever had, and we're talking CSI, you guys, it has plenty of nerds going around. but this kid was just amazing. not only he knew his chemestry, but he also knew about computer stuff. he could crack a phone completely busted as long as the battery still got juice in it and the chip or memory card were intact. i can barely get mine to work, and it's brand new. also, he was really funny and loyal, which makes him a really good character.

#9 Harold Finch (Person Of Interest)

can i just say that Michael Emerson is fucking brilliant? thank you. i was a little bit doubtful about watching this show because he was such a mofo when he played Ben in LOST; but Finch is a whole other creature, and let me tell you: he is magnificent. the guy alone created this machine that can "tell" when someone is in danger is or about to endanger anyone. like... what? that's fucking awsome! also, he can hack whatever the hell you want him to with just pressing a couple of keys on a computer keyboard. unreal, i know. still: fucking awesome. another thing he can do is being way too adorable; the relationship he builds with partner John Reese (played by sexiest man on Earth: Jim Caviezel) is beyond cute. i mean: you ship that shit like there's no tomorrow, because they would die for each other without thinking twice. bromance, yall.

#8 Dr. Jack Hodgins (Bones).

this show has proven to go to hell after season seven or so, but my love for Dr. Jack Hodgins has only grown. he's a true nerd. i feel incredibly related to him, as a scientist. i love how he gets all excited when he gets to blow things up, or when he finds a rare bug, plant or compound that eventually helps solving the case. besides, he's an entomologist, which is what i'm gonna be if i ever finish this god forsaken career i've chosen for myself. so, yeah, King of the Lab! also, he's fucking rich (or was, before Pelant) and he doesn't brag about it. so... extra points for that. i just love him.

#7 Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

not so much of a nerd as a book-worm (rather: library-rat), but you gotta love Hermione. she's the classic nerd of the class, which only makes you love her more. i mean: the fact that she can actually do the spells with accuracy and she can recite the History of Magic text book from begining to end... you cannot possibly hate that now, can you? and let's face it: Harry and Ron would've died in the first book if it weren't for Hermione always telling them what to do. even when she was petrified (Chamber Of Secrets) she saved the day... come on! #TeamGrangerFTW. also: Emma Watson's fucking gorgeous.

#6 Dr. Charles Xavier (X-Men)

he's a genetist. and an x-men. need i say more? well he's also rich, and loves humanity. you gotta love this dude! he stood up to his best friend (bromance, when i think about Charles and Erik together all i can think of is bromance) in the name of fucking humanity, which put him in a wheel-chair; he fucking died for humanity  then, for fucks sake! and, again: he's a genetist, so... all the points go to you, professor.

#5 Dr. Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)

ok. ok. i'll be honest: he's such a nerd, but he's in the list because he is just too fucking adorable. and Matthew Gray Gubler is the cutest guy ever. i am in love with him and all his weirdness. but, no. wait. Reid is the best nerd, because he actually makes other people look like idiots, which i love. his brain goes at a speed no one can follow, and i think since about season two or three, his co-workers just stopped trying to. also, he loves showing off. i can relate to that... and i love it.

#4 Dr. Jedikiah Price (The Tomorrow People US)

just to get it out there: i absolutely adore Mark Pellegrino. there, i said it. now, moving on to Jedikiah: he is insane and i love it. fellow biologist, a genetist, as a matter of fact, he lives and breathes for the cause. the cause being he wanting to know that makes the 'tomorrow people' (or 'paranormals', as he calls them) tick. he not only wanted to know how they were genetically, he also wanted to find a way to turn himself into one of them. typical scientist. we want it all. also, he has brotherly issues, as he kept Roger in a cryogenic state for years. waiting to find a way to bring him back from the dead (after he killed him. yep. awkward). i repeat: he's insane, and i love every bit of it.

#3 Sherlock Holmes

the name speaks for itself. sassy as fuck, and isufferable know-it-all, Sherlock Holmes lives to put people down. he loves making others feel stupid. eighteen-hundreds drama queen, he is one of my favourite nerds ever. he knows his biology, chemistry and physics. but as knowledge not being enough, he puts his weirdness to use by solving crimes the Scotland Yard fellows are "way too stupid" to. his words, not mine. well, not literally his words, but you know that's what he's always thinking. if Dr. Spencer Reid loves to show off, Sherlock Holmes is the King of show-offs. and god! how i love it. also: he's been portraid by many talented actors, my favourite being (obviously) Benedict 'Cheekbones' Cumberbatch (i'd follow him to the end of the world), ergo: the picture. if you love Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes books and you haven't watched "Sherlock", then: what the fuck are you doing with your life? go watch it, it's worth every heartbreak second.

#2 Tony Stark (Iron Man - Marvel Comics)

he is the Iron Man. you don't get any cooler than that. he is a pioneer, an absolute genius, an innovator, an engineer... yes, he is an Oompa Loompa of science, but a fucking awesome one. also: he is a Bruce Banner's fangirl, so you gotta love Tony. he gives zero fucks about everybody, he says what he thinks, he does as he pleases, and he gets away with murder (almost literally). he has a killer secretary, life companion, love of his life: Pepper Potts. she's pretty fucking awesome too. if i ever started listing all the things i love about Tony Stark this post would last forever. so, if you wanna know whay i mean, pick up an Iron Man comic, or watch a Marvel movie (RDJ was born to play Tony Stark. he is the Iron Man), and you'll see.

#1 Fitz-Simmons (Marvel's Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.)

speaking of Marvel Universe... yeah, yeah, i know Fitz-Simmons are actually two separate nerds, but one can't live without the other, so i'm taking on them as one giant & cute nerd.

apart of being ridiculously good-looking and the fact that they have hella sexy accents, i love Fitz-Simmons because they are nerdy as fuck; and they love showing it off, even though they know no one cares. and they are my #1 because when they face a new challenge, they act like kids in a toy store. and as a scientist myself, i can say that's accurate. also: the dynamics between these two, finishing each others sentences, being in each others minds all the time. they've spent so much time together and they know each other so fucking well that sometimes they don't even have to speak to understand each other. and i love that. Jed and Marissa did an amazing job with these two. and Elizabeth and Iain just own the roles. i mean: who doesn't want a partner that knows you so well they don't have to even be in the same room with you to know what you'd do?! best.nerds.ever.

so, that's my top 10 favourite nerds. of course, there's no need to say that patient zero here is The Big Bang Theory, right? i mean, not a character in the show. the whole show itself. it's fucking brilliat.

xo-

~ My Chemical Romance is done. But it can never die. Because it is not a band- it is an idea. ~

All Seasons and Season Finales Review

Where do I start? Well, first of all: all series ended like a million weeks ago, I know. Better late than never, right? Where do I start? Mmm... that is the question...

Ok. Let's start with the new series, opening with "Buffy"'s new series xD and oh! Before I forget:

*SPOILER ALERT!!!*

(from now on it's your fault... I warned you)

RINGER

I watched it like a long, long time ago, but what I remember most (and loved) was the fact that Bridget told Andrew and Juliette about her being Bridget instead of Siobhan. She did a pretty awesome job exposing herself like that, all my money goes to her. I also love that Henry finally stood up to the real Siobhan; because all season he kinda acted like her puppet. Not cool. Anyways: I really hope Andrew forgives Bridget and tries to understand why she did what she did. She took care of them both, so I think she deserves that much.
*UPDATE* I just friggin' found out Ringer's been cancelled. BUMMER! ¬¬

Person Of Interest

OMG! This Season Finale was the worst! (meaning: "totally awesome!") I can't believe Harold got cornered by "Fred" (I don't remember her name, but she'll always be "Fred" from 1999's Angel) and now his life is probably in danger. How the heck is Reese gonna get him out of trouble now?! Of course he will, right? He has to. He's John Reese. This series is amazing; and I really like how they dig into the characters' life/history one spoon at a time. It is simply remarkable. Besides: both their stories are not what I expected from the beginning; and that makes everything even better. I'm hoping season 2 will be as great as this one was.

Touch

YES! Kiefer. What an amazing series. The final episode was all over the place, and I liked it. I think it didn't end up as to continue for another season, but at the same time it could move foward to a season 2. As if the writers were trying to caught themselves before the fall of not getting renewed for another season. Anywho: this series has a lot of story and it's really nice to watch, you can relate to everything that happens even if you're not in that situation; it's awesome that way. Also, I really love the fact that in each episode we have a different story,  but at the same time all the stories collide into this gigantic ball of thread that just keeps tangling itself up into what we call "life". The theme this series touches is so wide and incomprehended by human kind that it gives unlimited creativity to the writers to do whatever they want with the story and the characters. Really, really excited to watch season 2.

Magic City

Well, I gotta admit I started watching this series becuase my sister talked me into it. I wasn't quite excited about the whole 50's/60's setting, but I started watching it anyways. Turns out: despite all the nudity, non discretional sex and women objectifying, the series is good. I'm not crazy about it, and I still think someone else should've died on that 8th episode, but here we are. I kinda wanna see what happens on season 2, not dying to know, but... a second season wouldn't hurt anyone.

Alcatraz

This series not renewing for season 2 sucks! It wasn't extraordinary. The theme sounded better than the series actually was. But it was a start. I guess people were just looking for some "I miss LOST like crazy" action and they didn't get it. Nevertheless, I still think the series deserved another chance to prove itself (we all wish it didn't cost any money). Anyways, Season Finale. AWESOMENESS!!! It was perfect to have her life threaten like that. Best part is: you don't know if she's dead or alive (and you never will).

Grimm

Well, well, well:  Detective Nick Buckhardt turned out to be quite an action figure. I still hate how he looks so naïve and stupid sometimes, but I guess it's all a part of being drag into this whole new world you didn't even think existed, so... I honestly thought Juliette would be like: "Oki-doki! Let's light this candle! Let's kill monsters together!" when he told her what he was. Buuuuuut, she didn't. Which toally sucked, like when he asked her to marry him and she said: "Mmm... you're not being yourself right now, let's talk about it later". I was like: "WHAT?! Did Just look into his puked puppy eyes and turned him down?! What a bitch!!!". But whatever, at least she stood by him and all his craziness. I really hope in season two we get to see Monroe more often. I love, love, love that character, he's so awesome and so cool with Nick being a Grimm. I love how he gets all excited everytime he sees a weapon hidden in aunt Marie's trailer. I'm hoping to find out what the hell is Nick's boss in season 2. Is he a monster? Is he a Grimm? Is he just human? What the fuck is he planning to do about Nick? Questions, questions, and more unanswered questions.

Once Upon A Time

Best.Season.Finale.EVER! No one expected the forehead kiss of a mother to be "The Kiss" to save everyone from Regina's curse. And it was amazing. Amazing, I'm telling you! I mean: everything from Pinocchio being hidden by Geppetto inside the closet where Snow White put her little baby in order to saved the world 28 years later, to Emma trying to leave Storybrooke to save Henry from getting in the middle of a fight, to Regina bringing back the poisoned apple through the Mad Hatter's spinning hat (The Mad Hatter himself, oh my gosh ♥), to Henry getting poisoned, to Mr. Gold bringing back the magic (I loooooove Rumpelstiltskin), to Emma finally breaking the curse by kissing her child on the forehead. AWESOMENESS. Pure, sheer AWE.SOME.NESS.- I've got nothing else to say: this second season's series is gonna be a-ma-zing.

K', 'k: done with the newbies! Let's start with the classics:

Glee

I hate how you have all these amazing characters and still... at the very end of season 3: it's all about fucking Rachel Berry. Don't get me wrong, I love the girl, and I want her to succeed, but let's be honest: was it fair that she got everything she wanted when no one else did?! I didn't think so. I also always thought Tina and Artie were seniors until the very last minute when they confirmed they were juniors (thanks for letting me know that, Murchuk ¬¬). I don't know where this series is gonna go without a strong woman's voice (musically). And as a comedy goes: without Finn, Kurt, Puck and Santana, you've got nothing, Murphy. I'm sorry. I hope some new characters come down the spotlight and make this series shine 'cause it's going nowhere for me.

Bones

This series should've ended last season, just saying. I love that she got pregnant and she had a baby with Booth and they're a family now. But the way season 7 ended. Come on! That is so NOT Bones, she doesn't act like that, she would never do something like that. It just didn't make sense to the character at all! I mean: you don't write a character certain way for six seasons and then make them change drastically for one last season only 'cause she became a mother...? It was ridiculous and lame. I've not idea how the fuck are they gonna fix this.

Supernatural

Speaking of series that should've ended in previous seasons... Supernatural should've ended in season 5. YES. FIVE. Because season 6 was a total mess up. I mean: it didn't have a straight story-line and the characters were all over the place, it was just a dark spot in the Supernatural history. Season 7 picked it up a little bit, but still, nothing will ever be the same after they killed a phoenix. A fucking phoenix!!! Lore says clearly in every society that phoenixes come back from their ashes and Dean just wastes one with the freaking Colt?! Come on! Anyways: making Cass go nuts, not a very good idea. Killing Bobby: totally UNCOOL. The only character that stills the same is Demon Crowley (King Of Hell); and he's awesome. I was really expecting to hear it wouldn't be renewed but... it actually was renewed for another two seasons, just in case.

Criminal Minds

This Series Finale was awesome! From beginning to end! I was afraid they'd kill Will, 'cause I'd be very, very mad, but they didn't (: And J.J. turned out to be quite an action figure herself, kicking that crazy lady's butt off. When she took the ammunition clip outta the gun and took the bullet out of the chamber, I was like: "I wanna be like her so baaaaad!!!". She's amazing, like all the characters. Yep, well, except for Prentiss. Never really liked her, and lately she'd been acting kinda bitchy, so... glad to see her walk away from the team. Anywho: the writers made her look like a hero on that last episode. I still don't like her. And I really hope they don't get a replacement for her, I don't want a newbie hanging out with my team.

And last, but not least: the very best for the big finale....

CSI: NY

(not the best picture, I know) I was really bumped CSI: New York wasn't gonna be renewed for a season 9 when I watched this Season Finale. Hours later I found out Miami had been actually ended to renew New York for a ninth season, which totally rocked. I cried my eyes out watching this episode. After eight seasons you kinda get attached to the characters, and Mac Taylor is the best cop ever before seen. I cried the most when Flack appeared on Mac's "limbo". Their conversation, Flack telling Mac how sorry he was about never telling him how much he really loved him and all. It was really moving. On the real world, when they were processing the scene, when Lindsay watches the pit of Mac's blood and how pissed she was at everything. I love how the writers season after season made the show more about the characters their lives and their relationships with each other than about the murders, but still being in touch with the fact that it is a procedural cop show. I love everything about this series; it's awesome that the writers/creators gave it another shot to show how much better than the other two CSI's actually is. CSI: NY FOR THE WIN!!! (:


Can't wait to watch: CSI: NY (Season 9), Criminal Minds (Season 8), Person Of Interest (Season 2), Once Upon A Time (Season 2), Touch (Season 2), and of course: American Horror Story (Season 2).

xo-

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