AHS: Asylum 2x03 ("Nor'east") Review.

If you're here then you better seen the episode, otherwise: prepare yourself for  MAJOR SPOILERS! (you've been warned)

asjdlaksjdlkajsdlkjaslkdj!!! What the fuck with Adam Levine's character that simply doesn't want to die?! I mean, seriously. He should've been dead from the moment Bloody Face chopped his fucking right arm off! Come on! Anyways: loved the outcome...!

They finally kill the REAL Bloody Face, then two psychos -"Home Invasion" style- appear out of nowhere and BANG! BANG! BANG!

 

Mrs. Channing Tatum's dead. Cheers for that, it was a beautiful detail.

 

Then the ACTUAL Bloody Face makes his terrifying entrance to kill the fucking copy-cats. Standing ovation. Perfect. Just. Perfect. We have a ghost ladies and gentlemen. AHS is BACK!

 

I'm getting a little anxious about -Evan's character- Kit not appearing too much. It's like Ryan said: "yeah, he's gonna play a major character; he's gonna be in e-v-e-r-y episode". Well... yeah, he's been in every episode, but I've seen more Tate in fifteen minutes of AHS than I've seen Kit Walker in three episodes of Asylum.

 

I'm not complaining, Evan's not the reason that I watch AHS, but... you know? I'd kinda like to see him more. At least he was dressed at all times in this episode.

 

Sister Jude saw an alien. What? I mean, what?! Excuse me: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! She was drunk and let's hope it was just her imagination cuz... I can't handle aliens on AHS... it just... It does NOT fit. Horror. Science-fiction. Horror. Science-fiction. TWO DIFFERENT GENRES!!!

FYI: sickiest scene ever...: 

I cannot believe fucking Dr. Arden fucking cut fucking Shelley's legs fucking off! You MOSNTER! I really like you (: but, seriously, not cool.

I liked walking Shelley... she difinetely won't make the breakout now.

Speaking of which: I can't believe they ran back to the Asylum. After all they've been through in there, I'd rather be eaten by Infantatas/Wendigos/Walkers (cuz that's what they pretty much looked like) than going back there with Sister Mean and Dr. Meaner. Serously, not a good move -> from the characters. It was a really good move from the writers, cuz if Grace, Kit, and Lana would've escaped successfully or died, then... no more AHS: Asylum left, right? And we're only on episode three.

 

Dr. Thredson. YES! Zach Quinto is so awesome... I love him ^^ that character is so great. He'd do anything to go behind Sis Jude's back and try and stab her. I really like that about him. He's a good person with high moral standars trying to fight religion with science. So cool.

 

BTW: Lily Rabe is making such a great job with possessed Sister Mary Eunice. AH! Awesome...

 

Also, Grace saying: "I think we found the mexican". Under the rain. While escaping. After Lana screamed her butt off. In that tone. Amazing. I just... things are looking up for Grace (:

xo-

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