AHS: Asylum episode 1 - "Welcome To Briarcliff" Review

Ok. First of all -and most importantly- I wanna say that I really, really liked the episode, if I didn't love it. Because the way I'm about to talk about it, it's gonna sound like I really hated it. But I didn't.
Secondly: Kit's photos taken from The Angst Report.
Also:

*SPOILERS AHEAD!!!*
-you've been warned-

 
Uhmmm... may I say that the fact that Kit is "Bloody Face" was a little bit obvious? And... Murchuk, seriously? Again? Evan playing the two faced monster? Come on! I kinda like it though, it's sorta a guilty pleasure.


That sweet face can't be a serial killer?! COME ON!
Another thing:

Aliens? I mean: ALIENS. Seriously?! It's like: "ok. I respect that Murchuk wasn't rooting for vamps and wolfies. But aliens. SERIOUSLY?!" I don't know, it's something about aliens that I don't like. And for a moment I thought they pick it up like Kit's completely nuts and he imagined everything. But with the chip in his neck and all... laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeeee!!!

 
I can't stand all the alien-sci-fi related. I don't believe in aliens, I think WE are the supirior race here, otherwise they would've come already. When the aliens come to conquer us, well... you can tell me "I told you so" and laugh on my face. In the meantime, I'm gonna keep thinking Kit has a mental disorder of some kind.
Another "seriously": No Zach Quinto on the first episode? SERIOUSLY?!


Anywhooo: everything else, I loved. Evan playing all loving and caring with Britne, all grown up and mature and shit. I'm more in love if that's even possible; and fangirl-sidenote: the boy's been working out. I mean, when they stripped him naked for the bath... DAMN! I wanna hit that! NOW!

 
Back to AHS, James Cromwell is brilliant. I mean, brilliant. Sarah, Lily, and Jessica were flawless!!! And the rest of the cast. Well, we didn't quite see much of them yet. But they promise to shine.


In conclusion: I loved it all. Except the alien part, and the fact that Zach Quinto wasn't on screen yet.
I'm looking forward to episode 2.

xo-

~ if you're listening to this... you are the resistance ~

P.S.: Adam Levine losing his arm. So cool!!


Not so cool that with all the blood he lost he should've been fainted by now. That is IF he didn't faint the moment he lost his arm. I mean, the shock only of watching a bloody stump where your right arm used to be has got to make you pass out.




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